Stories like this just make you feel better about yourself, don’t they?

(I’ll pause as you click over and read the story…words, words, bank robbery, words, words, dye, words, red bomb…)

Ok, so what is really great about this report is the description of the suspects at the end.

The suspects are described as males in their late teens or early 20s, each about five feet seven inches tall with short, stocky builds.

That and, well, they have, like, red dye all over their hands, arms, faces, necks…

Hmm, I saw a couple of dudes going into a Cash N’ Go today with red dye on their faces, but, shoot, these guys were closer to 6 feet tall and in their late 20’s. I’ll keep looking.