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Be good, it’s the holidays.

Posted December 7, 2005 at 6:01 PM by SinghCity in Miscellaneous

Has anyone heard that Arden Fair radio ad, that tells people to behave in the mall during the holidays? Like, no pushing, no shoving, no groping? That was the first time I heard a mall lecture people on holiday shopping etiquette. But, knowing Arden Fair, I can see why they’d do that.

Sacramento News & Review put out an article on how to protect yourself when shopping at the mall. Common sense, sure. But, these days, Christmas shopping is downright treacherous. And can you blame them? Check out the crime stats at Arden Fair during the last quarter of last year by clicking on the map. All kinds of gift giving, and gift taking, going on – in and outside of the mall.



4 Comments


Mall? Is that anything like Amazon.com?

December 7th, 2005 at 11:50 pm

amrit said

For the novices:
1. Avoid the Food Court.
2. Avoid heading south of the Gap.
3. Avoid most of the upper level.

Definitely don’t throw any signs (like a wessssiiiidde) when you are down by Sears. Its just common sense people.

December 8th, 2005 at 3:30 pm

CompassNerd said

i think you mean *west* of the Gap. South of the Gap would leave out great establishments like the Pottery Barn.

if you’re being really specific i guess it’s technically northwest of the Gap.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=arden+fair+mall+95815&ll=38.600153,-121.425748&spn=0.008714,0.014106&hl=en

(this is the 700th comment btw)

December 8th, 2005 at 3:42 pm

amrit said

wow… don’t you have a job to do?

December 8th, 2005 at 5:39 pm

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