Comments on: Sylva on Loft Livin’

By: John (Uneasy Rhetoric)

John (Uneasy Rhetoric) — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:09:36 +0000

Yeah, that bit about the bachelor and his music got to me too, but not because he sounds like an overgrown high school junior trying to get laid.

One must assume that, because he lives in a *loft*, which is just another word for *apartment*, he must have *neighbors*, who are right now calling their attorneys to see what recourse they have when he really does play his music as loud as he wants.

By: EvilDMZ

EvilDMZ — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 14:47:10 +0000

if one had the gumption to use the snark for evil, one might wish the rich bachelor guy good luck with the stomach cancer he’s probably going to get from eating sushi for every meal.

also i love that the other guy lives in an alley off Capitol avenue. Swaaaanky!!

By: HeyMeg

HeyMeg — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 14:24:57 +0000

Oh my gosh. All must read this article. It’s hilarious. First of all, the writer compares the child in the downsized family example to a bug skittering across the floor. Nice. More entertaining is the full description of the bachelor guy. I must add to DMZ’s well-chosen quotables with this: “If you want to party, you don’t have to drink and drive,” [bachelor] says. “After the bars close, we come here. We finish the night out. I can play my music as loud as I want.” Reasonable criteria for a college kid, but this guy is 35! One wonders what, exactly, his choice of music is when playing it as loud as he wants. I’m thinking 50 Cent/Dave Mathews with a little Big Head Todd & The Monsters thrown in for a throw back to his days at Sig Pi.