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To the guy in the rust-colored Humvee

Posted January 27, 2006 at 1:07 PM by CoolDMZ in Uncategorized

When I showed you one of my fingers, it was because you sped around me when you should have seen that I needed to get over because a bus had stopped in front of me. When you showed me one of your own fingers, I laughed, because clearly you wouldn’t have cared if I was stopping to let Ghandi cross the street. I don’t think anyone but you and I saw you then also spit on my car, but I don’t think anyone needed to see you actually do that to know that you were capable of it. I’ll go you one further: a meer glance at your car and people know you’re an a-hole. Nice one, tough guy.



5 Comments


HeyMeg said

I didn’t know that ST drove a hummer.

January 27th, 2006 at 2:17 pm

cooldmz said
Squirty Tip said

Rust?!? That’s “Sunset Magenta”!! And I paid extra for that! Sorry about the spit tho- I sneezed and it was pretty yucky.

January 27th, 2006 at 2:27 pm

em dash said

I like to flash the peace sign. When used correctly, it can a be very angry gesture. Plus it confuses the recipient and deprives him/her of the satisfaction of flipping me off. Is it just me, or are Humvees about one of the most annoying things in America? “Yeah, I want to drive a war vehicle, but I want it to be the same color as my child’s poop”????????????????

January 27th, 2006 at 2:50 pm

SinghCity said

Ironically, if he were alive today, Gandhi probably would be dismayed at such a violent exchange.

Though, if he did witness it, it would have meant that he was in Sacramento and was 137 years old, which certainly would make it newsworthy.

January 27th, 2006 at 3:17 pm

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