Sacramento, and northern California in general, has a unique relationship with its farm animals. Yeah, I said it. Be it chickens, cows or pigs, we seem to have an interaction with these species that is all our own.

For example, take this story:

Foy said his office has received many calls about wild turkeys from Sacramento to Fairfield. He said it is currently mating season for the birds.

Those damned free lovin turkeys. You woulda thought we solved the problem last November. I guess we didn’t get them all.