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Glad it wasn’t the flaming bag of poo trick

Posted April 24, 2006 at 5:55 AM by RonTopofIt in News

The AP reports (via cbs13.com) that an…”8-year-old girl allegedly shot by a neighbor angered by children mischievously knocking at his door underwent successful surgery to have a pellet removed from her spine, authorities said Saturday.”

Ugh. I’m getting to the point, however, that I don’t know what irritates me more, the craziness of these stories or the manner in which they are reported. For example:

The girl was struck in the back, screamed and fell, authorities said.

Is this little tidbit of information really necessary? An 8-year-old girl just got plucked with a .22-caliber pellet rifle what do you think she is going to do? And since when did pellet rifles come in calibers? I’m no firearm enthusiast but the last time I heard of a .22 caliber anything it was called a gun which used bullets which can kill things.



4 Comments


SnarkFinSoupConesuer said

Score one for crotchety neighbor. Last time any kids’ll … uh- what are we allowed to PC-ly call this kind of prank now? “Knocking on a door and running away” sounds so stodgey. The kind of prank we used to pull during the late warm indian summer days… err… can we still use THAT one?

April 24th, 2006 at 9:39 am

Billy M. said
RonTopofIt

You called the shit poo!

April 24th, 2006 at 8:15 pm

adamant said

What a moron! Everyone knows that .177 caliber bb guns are better for shooing pesky kids. It leaves a nice welt and it’s almost impossible to find the BB later. You have to save the .22 pellets for cats.

April 25th, 2006 at 6:58 am

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