Comments on: Faith and free shipping

By: runnergirl

runnergirl — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 20:37:59 +0000

Yesterday was All Saints’ Day, so maybe he absconded for some event for that?

By: Patty

Patty — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 17:52:16 +0000

I buried my statue under the sign post… it’s been on the market for about 20 days..no luck. My husband went this morning to check on him (hehe) and he was gone! :-O Can anyone explain what’s going on?

By: Stick It In Your Eye

Stick It In Your Eye — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:00:18 +0000

I buried St. Joseph in my yard in So. Cal. and my house sold in seven days. But then I left him and, according to the Sicillian-voodoo prayer I said as I buried him, head down, in the dirt, when the house sold and I moved I would dig him up and put him in a place of honor in my home. I had a place next to Buddy Christ jsut for him, but instead he rots in LA. I hope he doesn’t haunt me…

By: Colin

Colin — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 00:15:32 +0000

Nothing I’ve tried so far has succeeded in getting me crucified upside down. I’m going to go put a statue of Saint Peter in my trunk right now! Thanks for the idea.

By: runnergirl

runnergirl — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:07:08 +0000

My neighbor tried the same thing, and then we figured out what the problem was. Her St. Francis statue in her backyard was attracting all kinds of critters that turned off potential buyers. Once she hid her St. Francis statue, St. Joseph took over, and the house sold.

By: Noelle

Noelle — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:49:31 +0000

Hey, I have been trying to sell my house since April, and have buried two saint Josephs to no avail. Have also lowered the price $30,000.

By: TubbyRunnerGirl

TubbyRunnerGirl — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 16:59:29 +0000

Hometown Guy is totally right on. The true divine intervention happens when sellers get more realistic and less greedy.

Sac-eats, Roman Catholics and Indians can co-exist; my dad (Hupa & Karok Indian) was raised Catholic.

By: catholic guy

catholic guy — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 15:57:10 +0000

ha! do one about how we say those funny prayers at mass, like “hominy huminy hominy”…

By: sac-eats

sac-eats — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 15:29:08 +0000

I wonder what would happen if you buried a St. Joseph’s statue on your property that was originally used as an Indian burial ground.

By: amrit

amrit — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:26:44 +0000

Thanks Rontopofit! I am picking up the St Benedict Home Protection Kit for only $7.95. I am cancelling my ADT service first thing in the morning. I feel safer already.

http://www.totallycatholic.com/new.html

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By: adamant

adamant — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 20:34:37 +0000

I just bought my Indulgence online. I can’t wait until it gets here! I am going to PAAAARTY!

By: Hometown Guy

Hometown Guy — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 17:18:34 +0000

As a realtor, on my listings,I encourage my sellers to seek to be a conduit of answered prayers for buyers – a 3%-8% price reduction works almost everytime. Amen!