Comments on: Mix-n-match fusion at Three Monkeys

By: RunnerGirl

RunnerGirl — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:18:34 +0000

I ended up at Three Monkeys today for a work lunch; what a rip-off. I ordered the vegetable wok, which I could swear they subbed out to one of the local teriyaki places. I could have paid $4.95 for it a couple of doors down, but it was $13 at Three Monkeys.

Their menu indicates that they’re trying to do too many items and trying too hard to mix things up — I’d rather see a handful of items done well at reasonable prices, with maybe 2-3 wild & wacky fusion items for the sake of novelty.

By: Stickie

Stickie — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:13:14 +0000

Whiskey Wild opens this Saturday, but with catered food instead of their planned BBQ menu, which will be introduced at a future date.

By: TD

TD — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:26:54 +0000

well at least you can spit on it from the comfort of your own home.

By: Stickie

Stickie — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:25:37 +0000

Oh, shit, that Whiskey Wild place is spitting distance from my house. This does not bode well, and I am generally in favor of both whiskey and wildness.

By: basuraman

basuraman — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:29:08 +0000

I remember as a child going to a restaurant in NYC where my grandpa had to go buy me a pair of long pants and we had to use a loaner jacket.

By: TD

TD — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:28:09 +0000

At Restaurant Cul-de-Sac(R) More Crap Faster(TM), we will feature a wide assortment of loaner “Sacramento Guy” shirts… should you come unprepared.

By: cooldmz

cooldmz — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:53:21 +0000

jlt you’re clearly talking about the “Sacramento guy” shirt
http://sacrag.com/2007/07/the-sacramento-guy-shirt/

By: jlt

jlt — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:52:10 +0000

Actually, I think the (male) dress code for Sacramento is goofy-looking below-the-knee shorts or pleated chinos with a Hawaiian shirt of some relatively subtle shade.

TD, I would pay good money for a lapdance while I ate my Mongolian BBQ, if at the same time my car was getting a top-notch oil change.

By: TD

TD — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:11:46 +0000

“More Crap Faster!” is already trademarked for my soon to be launched restaurant that combines exotic dancers, full service auto repair and Mongolian BBQ (sic).

By: Melly

Melly — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:33:03 +0000

Speaking of monkeys, my in-laws told me about a dining establishment in the San Fernado Valley where the diners were surrounded by “glassed-in monkeys”. They (monkeys) would throw their feces at the diners..which would hit the glass of course.
Sounds appetizing, eh? Do they offer THAT at 3 Monkeys?

Dress code in Sac? Does that mean no shorts and only designer t-shirts? I would think people would dress for Biba, The Kitchen, The Supper Club..but not always.

By: cooldmz

cooldmz — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:10:52 +0000

wburg: i did have this same reaction when i saw Whiskey Wild Sac. something about the fusion of saloon and sushi really brought it out of me though.

“More Crap Faster!” lol

By: sacpadre

sacpadre — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 16:59:13 +0000

Welcome to Sacramento. I can go into a somewhat nicer place like McCormicks and Schmicks (sp?) and I’ll see people in t-shirts and shorts. I haven’t come across a place yet that really has any sort of dress code.

By: sac-eats

sac-eats — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:47:04 +0000

Would it be an effing miracle if someone opened a simple piano bar? I mean really, how hard is it? Buy a piano, set it up, hire a piano player, insist that men wear jackets and ties, or at least call each other “cat” and “nancy” while they’re there. You have no idea how happy that would make me.

By: jlt

jlt — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:56:25 +0000

Someone should email and ask them if only white people (or douches) are allowed there, cuz that’s all they got pictures of on the website.

By: TalkingPocket

TalkingPocket — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:48:04 +0000

yup..after seeing that (the whiskey wild saloon) i punched myself in the face.

By: jlt

jlt — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:04:18 +0000

At least they didn’t call it “Bushmeat Xpress.”

By: wburg

wburg — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:29:05 +0000

Take a look at http://whiskeywildsac.com/ if you want some real reasons to slowly bang your head against the wall out of angst for the state of our fair city.

And yes, the place is called the city’s Development Services Division. Their motto is “Get The Customer To Success,” or, as some of us have learned to call it, “More Crap Faster!”

By: TalkingPocket

TalkingPocket — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:53:46 +0000

yup..if it has the word monkey in it the frat boys will flock.

By: HeyMeg

HeyMeg — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:59:36 +0000

I have wondered the same thing. On the one hand I love monkeys, on the other hand it’s lame. The food better be pretty incredible if it’s going to validate that whole gimmick. Given the location across the street from the Hard Rock I have certain presumptions about the clientele. I’m figuring all the overgrown frat guys I see modeling their hugo boss and using words like “bro” and “douche-bag” in front of Hard Rock during the lunch hour will be visiting 3 monkeys for happy hour. So I’m hesitant.