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In the Sacramento area, people who hate Christmas hit ones of Nativity displays every year. What are they after? Baby Jesus, of course:
Baby Jesus was stolen from the nativity scene of an Orangevale family’s front yard.
The family did not notice that Jesus was missing right away because the thieves left everything else, the manger, Joseph and Mary.
The family was not just robbed of a figurine, they were robbed of a tradition.
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8 Comments
Maybe THAT’S what the Virgin Mary was crying about.
But, seriously, how does this make the news? Oh, it only made cbs13.com…carry on.
December 7th, 2007 at 11:36 am
They’ll just cut through little baby jeasus’ arms with a hacksaw, take him, and glue the arms on later (usually in an obcsene way). Sad world indeed. Better to put a Quaran in the manger, since there’ll be 1 billion rampaging muslims screaming for the head of the infidel/defiler who stole a Quaran.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Now, wouldn’t it be great if this stolen baby Jesus turns up on another person’s front yard Nativity scene? Like some kid’s massive cover-up scheme to keep from getting in trouble for accidentally throwing away his family’s Jesus last year?
December 7th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
There was a similar incident in Orangevale a few years back, only the perpetrators left a half-eaten taco in the manger, sometimes referred to as “El Milagro de la Taco Jesus de Orangevale.”
December 7th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Who came to the conclusion that the baby Jesus was stolen? Maybe he just got up and left. I sure as hell would not want to sleep in somebody’s front yard 24/7 either.
December 7th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
“Dear little baby Jesus, who’s sittin’ in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.â€
–Ricky Bobby
December 8th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
amber alert! amber alert!
December 9th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
this just in: looks like the baby jesus has been returned and all is well. thank….jesus?
December 10th, 2007 at 11:26 am
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