Comments on: Finger Clickin’ Good

By: Turty Squip

Turty Squip — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:42:55 +0000

Sacrag and KFC are conspiring to put “KFC” in my Google search window every time I visit SacRag now. I’d much rather it put “Pamala Anderson” up there, since thats what is usually there anyway.

By: RunnerGirl

RunnerGirl — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:26:22 +0000

Nerd points? Darn it — I was going for street cred.

Actually, I’ve only played the game once, the San Andreas version. My mission was to go to the Cluck ‘n’ Bell, and I failed miserably, so it has long been the joke in this household. I’m not one for these newfangled game controller things with all of the different buttons — gimme the roller ball, wheel, or joystick with the single button, and I’m in good shape.

By: Lily

Lily — Thu, 08 May 2008 02:26:31 +0000

Wow I seriously thought this was a well-constructed joke. But the call to the bizarre was too strong. I really don’t know what to say. But I wonder if I can have that half hour of my life back…

By: The Game Guy

The Game Guy — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:17:28 +0000

Why yes, RG, the Cluck ‘n’ Bell is one of the fast food destinations in Liberty City. You have been awarded 20 nerd-points for your game reference.

By: RunnerGirl

RunnerGirl — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:43:38 +0000

Hey Game Guy! Does the new Grand Theft Auto include a trip to the Cluck-n-Bell?

By: The Game Guy

The Game Guy — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:01:04 +0000

I always did wonder what he was a Colonel of, I supposed it was an army of chickens.

That bucket of blood though is a hoot- has anyone bothered to play the game besides myself?

By: Stickie

Stickie — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:20:22 +0000

Just when I thought that SacEats’ comment wasn’t going to be dirty, he had to throw in that last sentence:

“Let’s have the Colonel for dinner tonight”

Dude, I don’t think your mom was talking about chicken.

By: sac-eats

sac-eats — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:07:58 +0000

I think it’s just a good chance to fight the system. Ever since I was a young child, I always thought that KFC had a slightly authoritarian bent to it. Or maybe it was just that my parents never referred to it by its real name but rather said, “Let’s have the Colonel for dinner tonight.”

By: The Game Guy

The Game Guy — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:23:38 +0000

Well clearly she has a beef with KFC, but we all she doesn’t have a beef with beef.

alternatively:

Fried Chicken: bad; Hot Italian Sausage: good.

By: HeyMeg

HeyMeg — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:14:26 +0000

Oh, she still likes the footlong meat.

Too easy?

By: Turty Squip

Turty Squip — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:52:54 +0000

I seem to recall that there was video out of Pamela Anderson enjoying a foot-long. Has she changed her position on meat since then? And I hope that the Super Chick Sisters take proper precautions (I’m thinking dental dam) when rescuing Ms. Anderson. The last thing PETA needs is a Hep. B scare.