Better use the ATM.
You proposition 8 debaters should enjoy this one from CBS13.com.
All Golden One Banks in our area are enforcing a new dress code: no hats…”Typically, they have a hood pulled up, they have sunglasses on or they have a hat with a visor pulled down,” says Teresa Halleck, President and CEO of Golden One Credit Union.
“They” of course are the bad guys. And they have a uniform. Without this uniform their super powers are lost.
I kid the Golden One. However, pay close attention to the sign posted at the front of the bank. The forward and backward hat positions are included in this policy.
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They really need to do away with pants as well. That way the bad guys can’t stuff any of there bad guy contraband into there pants pockets.
posted 11/21/08 at 11:48 am #
They should station someone at the door to check shoes, too. Might as well, right?
This is all obviously a ploy to get everyone to hate going to the bank even more and eventually switching the online banking, which will save Golden 1 untold millions in labor costs.
posted 11/21/08 at 11:59 am #
Apt photo… Golden One is the Turtle of banking. You always forget its there until it shows up on screen, and then you’re like oh right, Golden One/Turtle, ugh.
posted 11/21/08 at 12:45 pm #
”Typically, they have a hood pulled up, they have sunglasses on or they have a hat with a visor pulled down,” says Teresa Halleck, President and CEO of Golden One Credit Union.
How often does The Unibomber patronize Golden One?
posted 11/21/08 at 12:45 pm #
Is the photo because Turtle claimed he was a bookie in high school?
posted 11/21/08 at 1:23 pm #
Go to a bank in Oregon with no disguise. How often do you see photos of 1 time bank robbers from outside of the redding to fresno Ca area. I agree with the no disguise policy. Its not hard to remove a hat. In fact there was once a time when we did it just because.
posted 11/21/08 at 8:25 pm #
This policy is retarded.
posted 12/20/08 at 7:53 am #
Baseball hat issue
Recently on a trip into your broadway sacramento office i was informed that in order to do a transaction i must turn my hat around so that the brim is to the back.. . At which point i refused because my face was clearly visiable to anyone in the bank. I’m 55 years old and will not be punished as a whole for the issues of a few bad ones. whats next a pat down befofe i enter your hollowed doors maybe take my shoes off. you know after 30 years of loyal patronage i guess it’s time to find a new less impossing bank. this is the stupidest policy to come around in a long while
posted 12/21/08 at 2:43 pm #
Does this apply to muslim woman, or only men?
posted 12/22/08 at 8:50 am #
The WAMU in midtown has a brand new sign banning ‘hoodies, sunglasses, hats, and helmets.’ They seem to have forgotten to tell their own security guard though because he was wearing a hoodie AND a baseball cap today.
posted 12/31/08 at 11:53 am #
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