Comments on: The (un)official haiku contest of The Sac Rag http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/ Sacramento News, Gossip & Snark Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:41:48 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: RunnerGirl http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49762 RunnerGirl Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:40:57 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49762 Thanks to all who played along -- this was either going to be a total hit or complete dud, and I'm grateful to your creative talent that it was the former. And the winner is... ROGER! Sac-eats, our gorgeous cat, and I collectively decided that this one best captured the overall spirit of the competition: Olympic-sized bong I want to know, did he try to eat the medals? To collect your prize, drop me an e-mail to runnergirl1971@gmail.com, and we'll arrange for either sac-eats or me to get you your fabulous Mood bag. If you're not a Project Runway fan, you can sell it on eBay or give it to someone who is, or just let me know to hang onto it for the next competition (whatever it may be). Congratulations! :) Thanks to all who played along — this was either going to be a total hit or complete dud, and I’m grateful to your creative talent that it was the former.

And the winner is…

ROGER!

Sac-eats, our gorgeous cat, and I collectively decided that this one best captured the overall spirit of the competition:

Olympic-sized bong
I want to know, did he try
to eat the medals?

To collect your prize, drop me an e-mail to runnergirl1971@gmail.com, and we’ll arrange for either sac-eats or me to get you your fabulous Mood bag. If you’re not a Project Runway fan, you can sell it on eBay or give it to someone who is, or just let me know to hang onto it for the next competition (whatever it may be).

Congratulations! :)

]]> By: SouthSac123 http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49759 SouthSac123 Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:41:55 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49759 runnergirl who won! (please don't Minnesota me) no recount needed runnergirl who won!
(please don’t Minnesota me)
no recount needed

]]> By: Stickie http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49720 Stickie Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:35:24 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49720 toxic depot land fifty-five million dollars? sounds like a bargain! toxic depot land
fifty-five million dollars?
sounds like a bargain!

]]> By: RiverParkEric http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49713 RiverParkEric Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:26:43 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49713 Now he's in office Where's the magic you spoke of? Not in his office Now he’s in office
Where’s the magic you spoke of?
Not in his office

]]> By: RiverParkEric http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49694 RiverParkEric Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:37:20 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49694 Cyclists riding Marion, A-Rod, soon Lance Livestrong? No. Livewrong. Cyclists riding
Marion, A-Rod, soon Lance
Livestrong? No. Livewrong.

]]> By: SouthSac123 http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49684 SouthSac123 Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:43:42 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49684 Slam! Bam! Pow! Schmack! Whack! Chris Brown, the new Ike Turner Cyclical We Are. Slam! Bam! Pow! Schmack! Whack!
Chris Brown, the new Ike Turner
Cyclical We Are.

]]> By: CoolDMZ http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49681 CoolDMZ Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:56:35 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49681 it is a current event... just because it's not on TMZ it is a current event… just because it’s not on TMZ

]]> By: CoolDMZ http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49680 CoolDMZ Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:55:55 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49680 Stepping off the porch feel a curious softness under my feet: poop. Stepping off the porch
feel a curious softness
under my feet: poop.

]]> By: RiverParkEric http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49677 RiverParkEric Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:37:41 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49677 The unions complain We shouldn't make any cuts! Get with the program The unions complain
We shouldn’t make any cuts!
Get with the program

]]> By: Mr. E http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49675 Mr. E Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:56:48 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49675 A-Rod is A-Roid? Miley's boob? Rihannas face? Um, Is this thing on?! A-Rod is A-Roid?
Miley’s boob? Rihannas face?
Um, Is this thing on?!

]]> By: Mr. E http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49674 Mr. E Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:41:47 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49674 Yippee! At long last, the anti-Park Irish Pub! GASP! New bar ... same tools. Yippee! At long last,
the anti-Park Irish Pub!
GASP! New bar … same tools.

]]> By: Wonky Willa http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49673 Wonky Willa Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:33:42 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49673 Diarrhea. Hurts so good, I don't understand. Oh no, not again! Diarrhea. Hurts
so good, I don’t understand.
Oh no, not again!

]]> By: Turty Squip http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49672 Turty Squip Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:19:48 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49672 Fever, chills, cramping. Not really a stomach bug. Intestines quiver. Fever, chills, cramping.
Not really a stomach bug.
Intestines quiver.

]]> By: RunnerGirl http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49671 RunnerGirl Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:28:21 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49671 Sick at home today. Stomach bug going around. How long does it last? Sick at home today.
Stomach bug going around.
How long does it last?

]]> By: bigroblee http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49670 bigroblee Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:00:13 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49670 The laid-off diet Doesn't pay attention to Expiration dates. The laid-off diet
Doesn’t pay attention to
Expiration dates.

]]> By: CSI Sac http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49669 CSI Sac Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:26:15 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49669 Evening in Sac. Board Games, Stories, Laughter, Smiles. Life is what you see. Evening in Sac.
Board Games, Stories, Laughter, Smiles.
Life is what you see.

]]> By: CSI Sac http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49668 CSI Sac Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:19:48 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49668 Negativity. Please friends, find your own good news. Hug your wife and kids. Negativity.
Please friends, find your own good news.
Hug your wife and kids.

]]> By: T Mc http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49661 T Mc Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:26:09 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49661 visions of hope, change a raw new deal coming soon just more working poor visions of hope, change
a raw new deal coming soon
just more working poor

]]> By: drivelocity http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49660 drivelocity Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:31:25 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49660 Latest fraud voter under investigation? The witch, Ann Coulter Latest fraud voter
under investigation?
The witch, Ann Coulter

]]> By: drivelocity http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49659 drivelocity Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:28:46 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49659 Sarah P.A.C. for Palin two thousand twelve Please say it ain't so! Sarah P.A.C.
for Palin two thousand twelve
Please say it ain’t so!

]]> By: drivelocity http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49658 drivelocity Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:20:44 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49658 A-Rod took the juice Madonna took the A-Rod The Juice still in can A-Rod took the juice
Madonna took the A-Rod
The Juice still in can

]]> By: T Mc http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49657 T Mc Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:44:07 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49657 Shovel ready projects sit Legislators inaction Hope and change? Hope not Shovel ready projects sit
Legislators inaction
Hope and change? Hope not

]]> By: sacpadre http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49655 sacpadre Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:54:55 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49655 A-Rod says he juiced. To help him hit the long ball. Strike three man. You're out. A-Rod says he juiced.
To help him hit the long ball.
Strike three man. You’re out.

]]> By: sacpadre http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49654 sacpadre Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:47:18 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49654 Chris Brown punched his girl. He will still sing in prison, Because he dropped soap. Chris Brown punched his girl.
He will still sing in prison,
Because he dropped soap.

]]> By: JA http://sacrag.com/2009/02/the-unofficial-haiku-contest-of-the-sac-rag/comment-page-1/#comment-49653 JA Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:43:47 +0000 http://sacrag.com/?p=2760#comment-49653 Ride my bike to work- Poor before bailouts, I'll be poor after too. Ride my bike to work-
Poor before bailouts, I’ll
be poor after too.

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