In today’s NBA lottery, the Kings, with a 25% chance to get the top pick in the draft, by far the best odds of any team, wound up with the lowest possible choice, #4, which, on the bright side, allows the team to avoid the shame and embarrassment of once again choosing Pervis Ellison.



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YAAAAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNNNNN!!! Professional basketball bores the sh!t out of me, and, as a Sacramento taxpayer, makes me want to NOT go to games. If they only had, like, elbow pads with 3 inch spikes. Or legal above-the-belt fist n’ elbow shots? Or even free parking. And that’s pretty bottom of the barrel- All I ask is that the pro sports teams don’t cost the taxpayers, and I’ll enjoy/pay for at least one game a season (I submit my Rivercats tix stubs). But try to cram it down my throat, and I’ll give you a giant FU- even if you have a player named Elvis Peterson, Pelvis Eaterson, or Eat Pelvisersn. I don’t care anymore- just like the Kings’ owner’s feel about Sacramento.
May 19th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
So what you are saying, Turty, is that if they ask you to sign something that says pro sports teams shouldn’t do that, you’ll sign it, put it to a vote, you’ll vote for it, but what you won’t do is play ball?
May 20th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Yep.
May 20th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Wait, we’ve still got a basketball team?
May 21st, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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