No hoodies for young men

The movement to rid the world of hoodies took another step forward recently according to an article on regarding a proposed dress code for patrons of Regional Transit.

“It can be intimidating sometimes when people are wearing hoodies,” Hammond said. “We need to create a friendlier atmosphere for everyone riding.”

The snark opportunities here are endless. Bonus points for working in a reference to the new 100.5 radio station tag line



Easy solution to this pervasive scourge.

We just need to convince our parents to wear hoodies, making the practice instantly uncool.

Turty Squip

Create a friendlier atmosphere by installing beer n’ weed vending machines.


Do they mean like Klan hoods or something? Because in that case I totally support the ban. But otherwise what is intimidating about a hood exactly?


Heymeg said:
“But otherwise what is intimidating about a hood exactly?”

The unabomber wore a hoodie. So does the Grim Reaper. And Eminem.


But they usually ride the meadowview train and I ride the gold line. Just kidding.

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