Mrs. Cool and I got an inappropriate amount of enjoyment from this KCRA article about a roving gang of aggressive dogs that is terrorizing folks from Woodland to West Sac: String Of Dog-Biting Incidents Investigated
Sheriff’s deputies said Thursday that they are looking for dogs involved in five biting incidents in Yolo County.
Deputies said three dog bites took place in Davis, one in Woodland and one in West Sacramento.
Inappropriate because people got hurt, but appropriate because the headline makes the incidents seem connected. I am picturing one of those bulletin boards they use to do the org chart of the crime ring, but with Holly the Collie on top with Fritz and Buddy as her lieutenants…
Make us laugh: Please to submit your best “Wire” quote transformed so that it is about a conspiracy of biting dogs.