Category Archives: News

Resulting panic not my fault, you feel me?

Interesting turn of events with this Arden Fair Mall fight on Wednesday. Here’s what we have… 1) Dudes get into a fight. 2) Dudes knock down a sign. 3) Sign makes a loud noise. 4) Mall patrons hear loud noise … Continue reading


Stockton in the news…for not going bankrupt this time

Jimmy says Jeff won’t have a job soon. When Stockton is not in the news for going bankrupt after a 15-year spending binge and potentially slipping into municipal chaos, it takes its lumps in news about breaking homicide records. Basically, … Continue reading

The CHP will be accepting applications soon

It’s Friday, it’s ugly outside, it’s time to have some fun at the expense of others with a little installment of the ever-popular “Make us laugh” feature. The California Highway Patrol announced Thursday that it will accept applications in January … Continue reading

RIP Josie (& now Brownie)

The Sacramento Zoo’s blog is reporting that Josie, the matriarch of their chimpanzee troop, was euthanized today due to old age. She was approximately 48 years old, and had been a resident here for 26 years. Josie liked to paint … Continue reading

Any distinguishing scars or tattoos?

News 10 reports that a man and woman were arrested for allegedly stealing a car and in connection to a no-bail warrant Saturday. Officers then entered the house and arrested Boone after finding him hiding in one of the bedrooms. … Continue reading

Nursing homes are ruining this state

If you haven’t already read this story, please to check out Unpaid fines hurting California budget over at and let me know what you think. I can’t make heads or tails of it. Am I supposed to be angry … Continue reading

You should just leave, you don’t have to sit there

Let’s all have some fun breaking down this little gem from CBS Sacramento. I’ll start us off. The headline of the story, really? Indecent EXXXposure?

Did we mention the dog?

A man died in a Natomas apartment complex fire Thursday morning. Enough about the loss of human life though, a dog was saved! A small dog was rescued from the complex and resuscitated by a firefighter. “It’s kind of cool. … Continue reading

Intel is hiring/has hired/can’t hire again

Job seekers certainly took notice of a headline in the Bee on Saturday announcing that “Intel in Folsom is hiring again.” The story supports this encouraging headline, too, in the first sentence. After a decade of downsizing at its Folsom … Continue reading

FBI Creepiness at CSUS

Why was the FBI undercover at Sac State this week? And why were they mistaken for perverts? Continue reading

Signs, signs everywhere

Occupy Sacramento attracted hundreds of protesters today. Continue reading

You + Cell Phone + Mirror = Bad Idea

Seriously, folks, I don’t care who you are, if you find yourself nude in front of a mirror and look over at your cell phone and think “oh, what the hell,” think of this post. This story about the Kennedy … Continue reading

Occupy Sacramento

The Occupy protest movement will launch Occupy Sacramento tomorrow at Caesar Chavez Park, 9AM. A flood of communications about this is on their Facebook page. My favorite post is from the confused dude who showed up today to find that … Continue reading

Sheep take over Garden Highway

I was riding along the Garden Highway this morning when I noticed some temporary style fencing along the river side. I quickly discovered why this fencing was installed (excuse the poor photo quality as my “smartphone” is anything but). I … Continue reading

New Midtown Goodwill Opens with Boutique Flare

Sacramento’s thrift store junkies will have a new spot to shop for treasures. This morning, Goodwill opened a new boutique outlet in Midtown at 1621 L Street. By noon the place was already crawling with shoppers on the hunt for … Continue reading