The CHP will be accepting applications soon

CHP officers know how to get squirrely.

Must be able to do this with your car at a moment’s notice (from their website, check it).

It’s Friday, it’s ugly outside, it’s time to have some fun at the expense of others with a little installment of the ever-popular “Make us laugh” feature.

The California Highway Patrol announced Thursday that it will accept applications in January for new CHP officers. This is the first time in three years that the CHP has accepted applications. You know, because of the economy (hey oh! Or, wait, is it “due to the recent economic downturn” I can’t remember it has been so long).

To be considered for these positions you must meet a few requirements.

…candidates must be between 20 and 35 years old, a U.S. citizen, have no felony convictions and be a high school graduate. Each applicant will be required to undergo a selection process, including a written test, physical ability test, interview, medical and psychological evaluation and a background investigation.

What other requirements do you think they left off? Based on your experience, of course.

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One Response to The CHP will be accepting applications soon

  1. saconomics says:

    Is the mustache optional?