From KCRA.com:
A man who lost control of his vehicle and was later treated for injuries may have buckled in a pack of beer, but not himself, according to a police report…Officers said Gritsyuk appeared to be unrestrained by a seat belt, but that a 12-pack of beer in his car was secure.
Odds that this guy owns a “Everyone has to believe in something….” bumper sticker?

That man is:
Edit: Oh, I see, no images allowed. Okay, that man is HOMER SIMPSON!!!
Grits? Yuk! Can’t fault him on priorities though. Unless it was Bud. Yuk.