Have you noticed how everyone’s favorite new crutch phrase is “because of the budget” to justify/explain away everything that is going wrong in our state? It only recently surpassed “due to the recent economic downturn” and totally leap-frogged “and the worst has yet to come” to reach the top spot.
The best example I’ve seen lately is from this article about the potential for public urination in our city and county parks with the closure of restrooms.
“We’re going to have heavy cuts to our park staff and our park maintenance and also to our recreation,” Combs said. “We’ll be closing community centers and pools and children’s programs. All the decisions are difficult. We regret this, but right now that’s what we’re forced to do because of the budget.”
In case you heard about this story and thought, hey, what the heck, I think I will relieve myself in the rose garden at McKinley Park, you better think again. The Sacramento police are on to you:
Sacramento police Sgt. Norm Leong said park visitors will simply have to plan ahead if the bathrooms are closed. Anyone caught going to the bathroom in parks may be cited, he added.
Right, as long as nothing happens to the number of police officers patrolling these areas we should be safe from public pee’rs.
Seriously? So now the police are watching our water usage literally and figuratively?
If I’m “watering” my own front lawn… er… without the use of the municipal water system, is that “public” enough for the “public urination” charge? Anyone know?