Actual conversation I had this morning while waiting for a bus by the Downtown Plaza:
SCENE: Downtown plaza. COOLDMZ, casually dressed and devestatingly handsome, is approached by normal seeming early 20s YOUNG MAN.
YOUNG MAN: (Looking at the cloudless sky) Beautiful day.
COOLDMZ: Yeah… Bit chilly, but nice. It’s going to be in the 60s today.
YOUNG MAN: Yeah, it’s nice. (Beat.) So, what do you think of this North American Union they’re gonna do?
COOLDMZ: The what now?
YOUNG MAN: Yeah, they’re building a superhighway from Mexico up through the US into Canada, and then they’re gonna create the North American Union, one country out of the US, Mexico and Canada. President Bush announced it yesterday, hidden in plain sight. You can read about it on the computer. What do you think about that?
YM: And then… you know how they have the Euro? They’re gonna build the Pacific Union, it’s like China, Japan and Indonesia… or wait, not Indonesia, but yeah. You should look it up, educate yourself. Look up superhighway, Amero, Bilderburg Group, at midday blue apples, space lizards, the real Dale is in the Black Lodge, rhinos as pets, furniture. Oh look, there’s the bus.
Some of that might not have happened exactly as I remembered it but I got the gist.