Horrifying Clown Peddlers Haunt Morning Commute

In case there are still children out there not terrified by clowns, this morning there are clowns randomly placed on street corners to remind kiddies about deadly childhood illnesses! That’s right, it’s the Shriners’ Kids Day, so that clown approaching your window at the red light is not a serial killer, just a helping hand trying to raise money to help sick kids.

Note: The Sac Rag wholeheartedly endorses charity hospital facilities.