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CBS13 on meth

Posted January 9, 2009 at 7:38 AM by CoolDMZ in News

From the intro to this CBS13 video about a large “Smurf” bust.

Seven people are under arrest in what investigators call an elaborate scheme to make meth.

They can MAKE meth??? Oh boy, now we’re really screwed. What will they think of next?!

I’ll leave it up to y’all to make Smurf jokes. Plus: you may use “smurf” in place of other words that might get you banned.



8 Comments


The Chadd said
TheChadd

I hope they don’t find out about my meth tree in the back yard….next to my MGD tree (seen the commercial? anyone? anyone?)

January 9th, 2009 at 7:52 am

jeff said

I wonder how “elaborate” their “scheme” was? If I were running the operation, I’d trick Gargamel and his cat into climbing in a hollow log, then I’d push the log down a hill into a river and watch it float away.

Also, is Smurf meth blue?

January 9th, 2009 at 8:47 am

RunnerGirl said
RunnerGirl

Isn’t this the real issue we should be talking about?

http://cbs13.com/video/?id=45281@kovr.dayport.com

January 9th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

RunnerGirl said
RunnerGirl

Rats — it’s supposed to link to the story about how men are more hairy because they’re not spending as much on waxing because of the economy. That story is just to the right of the meth story using the same link.

Perhaps RadioMatthew can provide a link to where the story originally aired.

January 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm

Stickie said
Stickie

This is why I have already endorsed Gargamel in the next mayoral race in WestSac.

January 9th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

nick said

I can’t wait till they rename it hard copy. They lost my respect on September 15, 2008 at 30 seconds in to this video http://cbs13.com/video/?id=45281@kovr.dayport.com When they replay in slow motion a guys reaction to a reporter showing up as he pulls in to his drive way. Why didn’t they play evil music with that? Its like they learned journalism from the simpsons http://www.myvideo.de/watch/4648744/Simpson_Rock_bottom its not in english but you get the picture.

January 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm

nick said
cohnsey said

I thought the word smurf meant ectasy and not meth.

January 27th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

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