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December 3rd, 2008

Local duo cleverly protects their identity

Posted at 2:00 PM by RonTopofIt in Comedy, Cooky Kaption Kontest, Crime, Is It Just Us?, Make Us Laugh (6 comments)
We need teepee for our bungholes!
Don’t you stare at my belly button!

We see stories like this quite often. But, this particular one struck me as unique. Why? Well, there was something about the two dudes that reminded me of something. Something from my college days. What was it though? What was it about these two brainiacs holding up a pizza joint that seemed so familiar?

Then it hit me. That’s it! Answer after the jump…
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August 8th, 2008

Bee photos from Olympics

Posted at 8:00 AM by CoolDMZ in Cooky Kaption Kontest, Photos, Sports & Leisure (1 comment)

Via zokuga, two photo blogs to check out for images from Beijing–Paul Kitagaki’s images on the Sac Bee photo blog, and former Bee photog Kevin German’s photoblog “Wandering Light.” German lives in Vietnam and does kickass photo documentaries of Southeast Asia, as I learned in the last five minutes. Here is my favorite of his so far:
Kevin German Beijing photo

September 22nd, 2007

I can’t wait until I’m 42

Posted at 7:03 AM by RonTopofIt in Advertising, Cooky Kaption Kontest, Make Us Laugh, Photos, RT, Show your Sacto (14 comments)

Circle K ad on a RT bus

Mmmm, Red Bull.

May 8th, 2007

Maybe they are frightened of a fur-maniac?

Posted at 8:58 AM by CoolDMZ in Cooky Kaption Kontest (6 comments)

I snapped this shot of the Raley Field crowd standing at attention for free hot dogs the other night, and then realized it would make a good Cooky Kaption Kontest. Who knows what is lurking up there in the press box. Have at it.



(P.S. I want to make an “I’M A JJ FUR MANIAC” shirt, even if FFT and his brother and me are the only ones who might wear it.)

May 1st, 2007

Cooky Kaption Kontest: NBA edition

Posted at 9:32 AM by CoolDMZ in Cooky Kaption Kontest (8 comments)

RonTopofIt alerted me to this screen grab of a CBS 13 video accompanying a story about lovable loser Ron Artest, and I can’t believe I didn’t get this contest entry kicked off immediately. Ladies and gentlemen, Ron Artest:

Artest, confused

March 16th, 2007

For when you’re watching the evening news this weekend…

Posted at 1:00 PM by SinghCity in Cooky Kaption Kontest, Local Media, Local Nooz (9 comments)
Kevin Riggs vs John Kerry

Kevin Riggs, KCRA news weekend anchor (left) resembles John Kerry (right) quite a bit. Has anyone else noticed this? Discuss. Or talk about college basketball. Whatever.

November 13th, 2006

Cooky Kaption Kontest: One stop shopping

Posted at 7:34 AM by RonTopofIt in Cooky Kaption Kontest (4 comments)

The holidays are right around the corner and many of you are sure to have that “hard to shop for” person on your list.

Gold Time Jewelry Store
The Gold Time Jewelry Store
Arden Way & Del Paso Blvd.

September 29th, 2006

Hey Mike…it’s me, Mike

Posted at 4:15 PM by CoolDMZ in Cooky Kaption Kontest (5 comments)

I thought I’d close out you week with the return of the Cooky Kaption Kontest, business espionage edition. Pictured is disgraced former HP Chairwoman Patricia Dunn flanked by her attorney…s?

HP-9-29-06.jpg

September 11th, 2006

Cooky Kaption Kontest: Big Fun Edition

Posted at 1:38 PM by CoolDMZ in Cooky Kaption Kontest (10 comments)

sip

Originally uploaded by ~ChiCkYs~.

Well folks, the Cool family could not make it to Big Fun this year so we’ll have to settle for checking out the state exhibits on Flickr. I didn’t necessarily look at every photo tagged “californiastatefair,” but I looked at every page of photos, and for some reason this one catches my eye the most. I present to you “sip” uploaded by ~ChiCkYs~. Post your caption in the comments. (And in case you’re worried: I cleared this with ~ChiCkYs~ and he cleared it with the man in the photo!)

September 5th, 2006

New (belated) Monday offering

Posted at 11:58 AM by CoolDMZ in Cooky Kaption Kontest (5 comments)

I introduce to you a new Monday morning feature, the “Cooky Kaption Kontest” (because Kooky doesn’t work there, it just doesn’t have the right ring to it…) in which you do the fake write your own caption thing that you’ve seen a thousand times. But this time it’s on The Sac Rag and it’s local. Post your fake funny caption in the comments. We start with this photo from the Bee’s story on the dedication of the Mormon Temple:
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