Mmmm, Red Bull.

I snapped this shot of the Raley Field crowd standing at attention for free hot dogs the other night, and then realized it would make a good Cooky Kaption Kontest. Who knows what is lurking up there in the press box. Have at it.

(P.S. I want to make an “I’M A JJ FUR MANIAC” shirt, even if FFT and his brother and me are the only ones who might wear it.)

RonTopofIt alerted me to this screen grab of a CBS 13 video accompanying a story about lovable loser Ron Artest, and I can’t believe I didn’t get this contest entry kicked off immediately. Ladies and gentlemen, Ron Artest:

Kevin Riggs, KCRA news weekend anchor (left) resembles John Kerry (right) quite a bit. Has anyone else noticed this? Discuss. Or talk about college basketball. Whatever.

The holidays are right around the corner and many of you are sure to have that “hard to shop for” person on your list.

The Gold Time Jewelry Store
Arden Way & Del Paso Blvd.

I thought I’d close out you week with the return of the Cooky Kaption Kontest, business espionage edition. Pictured is disgraced former HP Chairwoman Patricia Dunn flanked by her attorney…s?

sip

Originally uploaded by ~ChiCkYs~.

Well folks, the Cool family could not make it to Big Fun this year so we’ll have to settle for checking out the state exhibits on Flickr. I didn’t necessarily look at every photo tagged “californiastatefair,” but I looked at every page of photos, and for some reason this one catches my eye the most. I present to you “sip” uploaded by ~ChiCkYs~. Post your caption in the comments. (And in case you’re worried: I cleared this with ~ChiCkYs~ and he cleared it with the man in the photo!)

I introduce to you a new Monday morning feature, the “Cooky Kaption Kontest” (because Kooky doesn’t work there, it just doesn’t have the right ring to it…) in which you do the fake write your own caption thing that you’ve seen a thousand times. But this time it’s on The Sac Rag and it’s local. Post your fake funny caption in the comments. We start with this photo from the Bee’s story on the dedication of the Mormon Temple:
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