Free kitty!

Not much to this one, guys. You just can’t beat this sort of journalism. The headline on CBS13.com reads “State Prison To Kill More Than 100 Prison Cats” which is funny on its own, but when you click the link…

“Quick, there’s a cat problem at a local prison, do we have any shots of cats on file?”

“Well, we have this Garfield shot”

“No, that won’t do, come on, something darker, these cats are gonna die”

“We do have this shot from that pet store bust a few years ago”

“Perfect! The bars, the prison, it works on so many levels!”

I heart Sacramento.

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