CSUS nursing major Nicole Honaker was recently crowned Miss Sacramento County (I say recently because there is no mention of the date in the article. Somebody won’t be winning Miss Junior Reporter!) Lest you think an academic-minded woman should be shamed by participating in such an event, you’ll be happy to know that during the swimsuit competition contestants are merely to walk past the judges, not to pose or even stop on the stage. At a certain point can we just get rid of that category? What’s next, you just show them a swimsuit you bought? Anyway, congrats Miss Honaker. Maybe next year we’ll do a Miss Sac Rag…
The Sac Rag 
I would like to run for Miss SacRag but I fear that due to both superior qualifications and better pull with the judges Mrs. CoolDMZ would win. I’m not sure I could stand the humiliation of defeat. And I say we keep the swimsuit competition but require everyone to wear those one-pieces with little skirts attached. And swimcaps.
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You & Mrs. CoolDMZ could always square off in the Mrs. California pageant: http://www.mrscalifornia-america.com
My question: If you’re past the age where you could say you do pageants “for scholarship purposes,” why would you even consider strutting across the stage in a swimsuit, high heels, and Vaselined teeth?
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