In case losing your money and having zero fun wasn’t enough

Let’s see, you got your ATM ID theft ring, you got your missing persons and/or murders (allegedly), and you got your overnight daycare services. But that’s just not enough for you to pass on visiting the Thunder Valley Casino, right?

Well, word comes out now that the casino has been illegally polluting our streams with sewage. Never fear though, “…Consultants for the casino said they have added workers to better monitor the sewage treatment plant.”

Better monitor? Doesn’t exactly sound like a “we’ll never let it happen again” now does it?

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Author: RonTopofIt

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2 thoughts on “In case losing your money and having zero fun wasn’t enough”

  1. There goes another load… And another one. The Steakhouse must be doing really well tonight.

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  2. If only I were a teenage boy I would totally come up with an awesome play on the Thunder Valley name relating to sewage and what it is made of. Any takers?

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