To Catch a Thief

From the “hmmmm” file, News10.net reports of a new technique to catch would be thieves at Lodi High School. In order to curb a recent a rash of burglaries local police officials have “…coated cell phones, CD players, cash and other valuables with a nearly invisible powder or paste that changes color with body heat. The powder, designed for use on currency, stains fingers a bright purple. The vivid color remains for several days.”

I warned you, hmmmm.

“We weren’t telling any of these kids to go steal this stuff,” explains Canestrino. “We were just kind of providing the opportunity to choose to do it on their own.”

“Kind of”? This is the police officer’s quote, mind you. You know, like a grown up and stuff.

“Let’s face it. Kids make bad decisions and this is more about a learning experience for them,” said Canestrino. He hopes publicity surrounding the sting will reduce property crime on campus.

Ok, ha ha, jokes over. Seriously, what are you really doing to catch the thieves?

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