“Family” “Fun” at Raley Field (Rivercats 7, Raniers 3)

Enjoyed another night game at Raley Field last night. Thursday nights are “Crystal $1 Family Feast” nights, featuring hot dogs and ice cream bars for $1 each. The ‘Cats were knocking the ball around and indeed went on to win 7-3. (Props to Keith Ginter!)

The family fun got even funner when Jose Morban, last night’s “K-MAN” struck out, winning each attendee a free entree at…Hooters! That’s right, “Family Feast” night featured a prize sponsored by everybody’s favorite owl-themed family restaurant. In another mind-numbing scheduling faux pas, Thursday nights are also “Rivercats Idol” nights, sponsored by Heineken. Strap the kids in the SUV and head down to Raley Field for $1 hot dogs, Dinger bobbleheads, and ta-tas and beer.

May I offer a few suggestions to the Rivercats staff for additional family centered scheduling?

  • Kids “Jailbreak” game sponsored by Alex Padilla Bail Bonds!
  • “Meth Ingredients Trade-up Night”… bring your extra Sudafed and trade it for some Dran-o!
  • Dinger’s “Keys to Safe Gun Ownership” clinic before every Sunday afternoon game!
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Author: CoolDMZ

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4 thoughts on ““Family” “Fun” at Raley Field (Rivercats 7, Raniers 3)”

  1. Kids- who needs em. They just get in the way when I need to send an order for 10 Dinger Dog’s out from my skybox. Then they are running around, getting in the way when I gotta pee after draining the cool ones sent up to me and/or in my fridge. But keep in mind that tatas aren’t the ONLY thing Hooters is known for. They also do fantastic community service.

    Protecting pets:
    http://www.ttzd.com/events/hooters/hooters.html
    (and washing my car)

    Some other worthwhile cause:
    http://www.nccbmwcca.org/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=744&cat=533
    (also washing may car)

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  2. You’r absolutely right Herr DMZ. I’m raising my kids right. I tell them that the easter bunny is just a secularist plot to remove Jesus, Beer is for homeless people, and breasts are a direct pathway to the devil!

    Long Live Bush!

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  3. Attention angry nutjobs of Sacramento: before posting your comment, read it again, and count up the number of issues you are angry about that are unrelated to the post being commented on. If you come up with more than 4, *do not post*. Contact your company’s employee assistance program and tell them you need to talk to somebody about your rage problem. Have a nice day.

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