Cooky Kaption Kontest: One stop shopping

The holidays are right around the corner and many of you are sure to have that “hard to shop for” person on your list.

Gold Time Jewelry Store
The Gold Time Jewelry Store
Arden Way & Del Paso Blvd.
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4 thoughts on “Cooky Kaption Kontest: One stop shopping”

  1. Can’t figure out what to get for that barbaric dictator on your X-mas list? Get him a watch made of gold teeth plucked from his victims!

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  2. Tired of being panned by fashion critics? Jump this claim and be a “Sluice Couture” pioneer! Dredge up your mother lode of pride in our local Gold Rush history by sporting your own-custom made fronts. Accept no imitations, ORE else!

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  3. Let’s all sing along shall we:
    All I want for Christmas is my two gold teeth,
    my two gold teeth, my two gold teeth, etc

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  4. Um..honey…i’m not trying to start a fight, and I know, I know…it’s Christmas Morning, but when I said I wanted a new GRILL for Christmas, I was thinking more Weber and less fiddy cent!!

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