Beginning at 11am this morning, Tower Records will be auctioning off their equipment from the recently shut down stores.
Boxes of DVDs and CDs along with forklifts, desks and file cabinets are some of the items that will be up for grabs.
The proceedings will be webcast by Great American. Online bidders have to register at the Web site. A quick browse of the auction catalog finds lots of standard office equipment. You know, air compressors, banding machines, label makers, printers, pornography, etc.
“What!” you are saying to yourself. I know, I know. Who couldn’t use a banding machine, huh? Totally.
Oh, the porno you say? Yeah, well it appears that, for the right price, Lots 38 and 39 can be yours. With such hits as “Spanish Fly” and “Deep Inside” topping the list.
Man, it’s worth going just to be there to hear the auctioneer play those up…
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