RonTopofIt alerted me to this screen grab of a CBS 13 video accompanying a story about lovable loser Ron Artest, and I can’t believe I didn’t get this contest entry kicked off immediately. Ladies and gentlemen, Ron Artest:
Cooky Kaption Kontest: NBA edition
The Sac Rag 
“legal troubles are a pain in the ass. literally…”
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“man what is that smell…rotting dog carcass?”
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Oooo, I’m sorry deputies, I’m going to have to pull myself out of this hearing, I think I pulled a hammy.
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“Why yes, that IS an iguana in my pants!”
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“Look man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in the tailpipe!”
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“Uh, ever think of using Scope, Mistuh Cameraman?”
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Ever wish you’d taken one more dose of Imodium AD???
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“Suck it, KCRA!”
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