From the intro to this CBS13 video about a large “Smurf” bust.
Seven people are under arrest in what investigators call an elaborate scheme to make meth.
They can MAKE meth??? Oh boy, now we’re really screwed. What will they think of next?!
I’ll leave it up to y’all to make Smurf jokes. Plus: you may use “smurf” in place of other words that might get you banned.
The Sac Rag 
I hope they don’t find out about my meth tree in the back yard….next to my MGD tree (seen the commercial? anyone? anyone?)
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I wonder how “elaborate” their “scheme” was? If I were running the operation, I’d trick Gargamel and his cat into climbing in a hollow log, then I’d push the log down a hill into a river and watch it float away.
Also, is Smurf meth blue?
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Isn’t this the real issue we should be talking about?
http://cbs13.com/video/?id=45281@kovr.dayport.com
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Rats — it’s supposed to link to the story about how men are more hairy because they’re not spending as much on waxing because of the economy. That story is just to the right of the meth story using the same link.
Perhaps RadioMatthew can provide a link to where the story originally aired.
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This is why I have already endorsed Gargamel in the next mayoral race in WestSac.
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I can’t wait till they rename it hard copy. They lost my respect on September 15, 2008 at 30 seconds in to this video http://cbs13.com/video/?id=45281@kovr.dayport.com When they replay in slow motion a guys reaction to a reporter showing up as he pulls in to his drive way. Why didn’t they play evil music with that? Its like they learned journalism from the simpsons http://www.myvideo.de/watch/4648744/Simpson_Rock_bottom its not in english but you get the picture.
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http://www.cbs13.com/video/?id=39323@kovr.dayport.com is the cbs13 link that should go with my last post.
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I thought the word smurf meant ectasy and not meth.
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