Juvenile Courthouse a Regular Fun Factory

According to The KCRA Channel, the new state-of-the art courthouse that will serve violent underage offenders is not only going to see that they are convicted and sent to prison, but also it’s going to turn their lives around with the judicious use of words of wisdom inscribed on the floor.

Before juvenile delinquents ever hear a word from presiding Judge Kenneth Peterson, they will see the advice of children who’ve been there before them — respect yourself, don’t do drugs, inspire your intelligence.

Err, maybe don’t pay attention to that last one. That confused my intelligence. The web story is not half as hilarious as last night’s reporting on the TV, which was introduced with a perky smile by Edie Lambert and followed directly by a story about a horrible prison riot at San Quentin. So, you know, the kids can inspire their intelligence maybe and not end up there.

Author: CoolDMZ

"X-ray vision to see in between / Where's my kimono and my time machine?"

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