Trippin on acid…

…of the ascorbic variety.

Apparently, according to KCRA, a woman went on a crime spree on Tuesday in south Sac and into Elk Grove, while buzzing on antioxidants:

“She was wired with, I’m sure … all I had was vitamin C and E and she was swallowing those as fast as she could,” victim James Hickey said.

The ingestion of these vitamins spurred this woman on as she stole – or at least attempted to steal – six vehicles, and broke into three homes.

There’s something to be said about the implications of a dramatic … pause. Mustabeen some hella Flintstones in them bottles, Mr. Hickey!

2 thoughts on “Trippin on acid…”

  1. its my second time and its alot diffrent then the first I am also alone and having to keep my own trip good but the lil wyte song acid is helpin

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  2. Hey, my shoes are talking, too!
    Left Shoe: Don’t worry, we won’t hurt you.
    Right shoe: We only want to have some fun!

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