Again with the unhelpful suspect decriptions, Sacramento.
Victims described the men as 22 to 29 years old, 5 feet 10 inches to 6 feet tall with thin builds. One was wearing a black beanie and another had his hair in braids, [Police spokeswoman Michelle] Lazark said.
Okay, so the first one is a Sailor and the second one is a Viking? As I’ve said before, fashion comments do not make for good suspect descriptions. After all, when I hear “beanie” I sometimes picture the multi-colored pinwheel hat (like the one Calvin gets hoping it will make him fly–by the way, thanks SacBee for rerunning Calvin).
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When I go out for my crime sprees I wear loud plaid pants with a paisley shirt. The victim(s) or witnesses are so shocked and awed with the outfit that they forget about my giant scar, one milky white eye, and my facial mole with long hairs growing out of it.
If its laundry day, I just slip into my heels. The description always comes out along the lines of “He was wearing white open toe heels- in OCTOBER!” and they miss the scar/eye/mole issues.
And now that it’s politically incorrect to even MENTION a “person of interest’s” race, it’s pretty much a free for all.
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