Check out the third story about the church wars going on in Auburn. As my man RonTopofIt likes to say, this stuff writes itself:
Leaders of New Life Christian Church offered discounts on gas purchases worth about 50 cents per gallon. New Life Pastor Bill Jenkins said the idea was to show that God is interested in issues that affect people’s everyday lives.
…because you know, the way gas prices are, it’s making people question what God is actually interested in. And then we get:
But members of the Church of the Divide in Grass Valley protested on Sunday outside New Life services with signs proclaiming, “Jesus cares more about your sin and burning in hell than gas prices.”
High gas prices and burning in hell? They may not be so unrelated. In any case, the behavior of these churches may just make Jesus have to come back again, just to straighten these yahoos out.
(Oh, and Mike Bibby apparently goes to clubs with a group called Team Dime. What kind of stupid name is that for a posse? No wonder you got dumped on, Mike.)
The Sac Rag 
One imagines that however bad our energy costs are here, they must be through the roof in Hell.
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It’s only a matter of time before somebody posts that email where the kid describes whether Hell is endothermic or exothermic.
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