Ok, so I’ve been sitting on this one for a few months, but something happened this morning at the gym that really sent me over the edge. I haven’t heard back from the Sac Rag Legal Department yet regarding what I can and can not say so I’ll try to be vague.
A few months ago I was shopping at my local Raley’s Supermarket when I noticed a large, (are there any other kind?) tricked out Hummer H2 parked in a handicapped parking spot (she had a placard). Hey, no judging, right? Well, as I continued on to my car to unload the groceries I saw a woman in her late 40’s, early 50’s lightly jog to said SUV and literally jump in and drive off.
As I nodded my head in confusion a courtesy clerk walks by (he noticed my head nodding) and says, “Bet you didn’t know laziness was a handicap, huh?” While I wanted to give him a Sac Rag Right Awn! on the spot, I merely replied in kind and drove away.
I’ve seen this vehicle several times since then but always in motion. Well, this morning as I pulled into a parking spot at the gym I see the same H2 pull right up in front of the building and grab yet another handicap spot (there were other spots available to the right and left mind you) and again, jump out and head in for a workout. The real joy here was that many of the treadmills face out into the parking lot and to watch the looks on the faces of those folks as this went down was priceless.
A few notes to keep in mind. She has a vanity plate (A save Lake Tahoe one, no less, which of course is hilarious on a huge SUV) that has, well, something to do about life and having it pretty good. Let’s just say that.
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Perhaps the Hummer is payment in kind, if you see what I’m saying.
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No, I don’t see what you are saying. Say it.
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If she is indeed a gold digger: a Hummer for, well, hummers.
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If she is indeed a gold digger: a Hummer for, well, hummers.
I just wanted to join in.
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