Anyone notice that all of a sudden there are a lot of TV ads for UC Davis Health System – the ones where these physician-type people are cycling, rowing and going about their daily business in their lab coats, and looking very physiciany?
I couldn’t figure it out because I’ve never seen anyone out in the city dressed up like a physician going for a jog. But then it made sense…
I believe that the “physicians” in the commercials are not real physicians, at least in the human sense. They are, in fact, physician androids designed and constructed by the health system for the sole purpose to practice medicine. I call them “physiciadroids”.
What’s my proof? The narrator in the commercials is none other than Brent Spiner – aka LT. COMMANDER DATA of the STARSHIP ENTERPRISE (1701-D). If that doesn’t give this whole thing away, I don’t know what would.
The Sac Rag 
Resistance is futile. In the future, ALL people cycling, rowing and going about their daily business in their lab coats will be physicians. You will join the collective*, or die.
* The collective, of course, being Kaiser (“we’ll f’ you and/or your loved ones up but you won’t be able to do anything about it”) Perminente, or UC (“yourself on the street when we want to take your cells and breed then”) Davis.
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