Splash, dash, and crash

I think we were due for another one. It’s been how many days now, Sacramento? Ah, eighteen…

But this one is different. No buildings were harmed in the crash of this car:

CARMICHAEL, Calif. — A violent sneeze caught a cabbie off guard on Monday, causing him to lose control and veer his vehicle into a car wash.

The resulting wreck severed a mater [sic] main, spewing water, mud and rock over a wide area at the Splash & Dash Car Wash at 6505 Fair Oaks Blvd.

That’s right: a violent sneeze. His cab got sneeze-jacked. Let’s not be TOO quick to judge though.

Now apparently, the driver recently returned from India. And if you’ve ever been a passenger in a taxi in India, you’ll be amazed at what those drivers can do. They could drive a truck through traffic like threading a needle in a warm stick of butter. That had to be one HELL of a sneeze.

In other news, Splash & Dash Car Wash at 6505 Fair Oaks Blvd. is offering free car washes while supplies last.

4 thoughts on “Splash, dash, and crash”

  3. You know how in an industrial workplace there are those signs that read “This site hasn’t had an accident in X amount of days” and they have a place to change the numbers? You need to keep a daily ticker on the side of the Rag keeping track of exactly how many days Sacramento can go without crashing into something. Just a thought…

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  4. Hello Navin. Sorry to disappoint you. Right Awn! Fridays will be back awn this week.

    SnarkFin: Thank YOU, Squirt again.

    Plum: Excellent idea! Let’s see if our crack IT department can have something up for the next time.

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