A little late in the day for this, but here’s a little game, sure to be as wildly successful as Make Us Laugh. It’s called Where’s that dateline? I’ll give you a news snippet and you pick the dateline. Ready? Of course not:
A pregnant woman was shot in the back. A 17-year-old girl was shot in the head, rendered blind. A 20-year-old man was shot and killed behind the wheel of a moving car; his 15-year-old female passenger was shot as well.
So what’s my dateline? (No fair guessing if you read the paper or any other local news source before 4:30 today…) Is it…
A. Baghdad, Iraq
C. wherever “Children of Men” takes place, or
D. a few hours in South Sacramento over the weekend?