9 thoughts on “For when you’re watching the evening news this weekend…”

  1. I don’t see the resemblance. Kevin Riggs is cute. In my opinion John Kerry is unattractive and has a big head.

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  2. Why is it they’re never seen together? Could it be that Kevin Riggs *is* John Kerry? Does the delicate scent of premium ketchup follow him around like Paris Hilton’s chihuhua? Follow the money!

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  3. Oh, please.

    First of all, Kevin is only about 37,000 times better-looking than John Kerry.

    Second of all, I have to laugh any anyone who claims that Kevin “for sure is a Republican.” Because even his co-workers (myself included) don’t know if Kevin leans left or right. He’s that fair in his reporting.

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  4. Are you people blind? Kevin looks more like John Kerry than Kerry does. In fact, Kevin looks more like Steve Jobs than Kerry does. Kevin even looks more like the face that haunts my dreams than Kerry does. It’s eerie.

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  5. P. and Kevin sitting in a tree
    R-E-PORT-I-N-G
    First, local murders
    Then the weather
    Then P. tickles Kevin with a feather!

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  6. i’d actually vote for Riggs…at least i’d maybe stay awake during the state of the union. could you imagine sitting through Kerry’s?

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