No, not again… but yesterday local comedian Keith Lowell Jensen posted the strange-but-true story of his last run in with the authorities:
“What’s he in for.” the [large officer at the jail] asked.
The cop answered “Resisting arrest but with remorse.” …
This must be their secret code for “He doesn’t need to be treated extra rough.” More cloak and daggers. What a bizarre world these guys inhabit.
Read the whole thing on his blog.
The Sac Rag 
He should have used his time in the clink to enroll in a “How To Be Funny” class.
Maybe Sacramento Comedy Spot can help him out.
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Ouch.
Perhaps you’d offer private lessons?
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Just seeing if you were paying attention.
I’m a paying customer. CD in hand.
Or on desk.
I am a tireless advocate for bicycle safety and a member of the Policeman’s Benevolent Society as well, so I’m very confused.
I don’t know who to love anymore.
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