KLJ Gets Arrested

No, not again… but yesterday local comedian Keith Lowell Jensen posted the strange-but-true story of his last run in with the authorities:

“What’s he in for.” the [large officer at the jail] asked.

The cop answered “Resisting arrest but with remorse.” …

This must be their secret code for “He doesn’t need to be treated extra rough.” More cloak and daggers. What a bizarre world these guys inhabit.

Read the whole thing on his blog.

Author: CoolDMZ

"X-ray vision to see in between / Where's my kimono and my time machine?"

3 thoughts on “KLJ Gets Arrested”

  1. He should have used his time in the clink to enroll in a “How To Be Funny” class.

    Maybe Sacramento Comedy Spot can help him out.


  2. Just seeing if you were paying attention.

    I’m a paying customer. CD in hand.
    Or on desk.

    I am a tireless advocate for bicycle safety and a member of the Policeman’s Benevolent Society as well, so I’m very confused.

    I don’t know who to love anymore.


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