On cbs13.com this morning, I noticed a headline that read, “Dad Arrested After Drunk Driving Lesson” and I had to stop and read it again. Someone was busted for taking a lesson on how to drive drunk? Stick with vodka, and be sure to carry lots of minty fresh chewing gum? Drive the speed limit, but not under it?
Sacramento Police have arrested a man for teaching his 12-year-old daughter how to drive while he was intoxicated.
Ah, I see.
Police say Gorman was drunk when he was teaching his daughter how to drive by pulling in and out of the driveway.
Man, it’s Sunday afternoon, you’ve had a few pops hanging out in your yard and your soon to be teen-aged daughter asks if you can teach her how to drive. You tell her sure, but only by pulling in and out of the driveway. She says, “Great!” and you grab the keys…
WHO hasn’t been in this situation before? Tough times I tell you, tough times.