Is it just me or the headline ticker kind of trending toward End of Days right about now? And in advance I apologize but this is all I’ve got.
RonTopofIt already brought us the mom arrested for attacking a school principal.
Girl, 10, found shot inside Rancho Cordova home
2 injured in Woodland shooting at Tony’s Bar
Suspect with knife fatally shot by Sacramento police officer
Man in hospital after shooting in Sacramento “Comments on this story were closed Aug. 28 because of inappropriate comments,” go figure.
Two men arrested after shots fired at Sacramento Bee carrier
Rabid skunk nabbed in Sacramento’s Downtown Plaza garage. It forgot to get its ticket validated after shopping at Forever 21.
And of course, Bait car stolen, Sacramento police nab 10-year-old girl. “It was a bad judgment call on her end,” said the Police Spokesman. Shouldn’t a bad judgement call about operating a car for a 10 year old girl be like, getting in the front seat while the engine is on and hasn’t her dad told her not to do that like 10 bazillion times?
The Sac Rag 
I know there is a “jail bait” joke from that last story somewhere.
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