Circumnavigate the pole

Maypole dancers
Creative Commons License photo credit: Starley2
This was pole dancing in my day

Today’s LivingSocial deal offers up “Four Hour-Long Pole Dancing Classes ($20) or One Pole Dancing Party for Up to Ten People ($100).” Which comes with a witty description, of course.

But there’s one pole you’ve yet to explore: the dancin’ pole. Build strength and confidence as you circumnavigate the pole with four classes for $20 (regularly $40) at Sacramento Pole Dance Studio. You’ll tone your core, arms, glutes, and legs in these hour-long sessions, and the small classes and comfortable atmosphere will get you dancing at any shape, size, or experience level. Or gather up to nine of your cronies, and discover the power of the pole together with a 90-minute pole dancing party for $100 (regularly $200). You and your gal-pals will learn some basic moves and get to wear masks and feather boas for your flirty performance. Magellan may have spent years in search of the Spice Islands, but you’ll spice up your life in no time with this deal.

I still subscribe to the Chris Rock view on pole dancing.

Author: RonTopofIt

RonTopofIt is a complex personality, as are most of the small breed of modern day renaissance millionaires. He wishes more people were like him and yet believes that it takes all kinds. You've met RonTopofIt many times, you just don't remember him.

One thought on “Circumnavigate the pole”

  1. I saw this deal this morning and immediately started trying to round up a group to do the party. The comedy value that could take place is better than any party theme I could think up by myself. 🙂


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