Sacramento’s drivers aren’t just bad…

…but we’re also bad. To the bone.

California has ranked number one in auto thefts in the country, says the National Insurance Crime Bureau.

And in the state, where does Sacramento rank in crimes of the car? While Modesto and Stockton took first and second place, Sacramento was fifth in absconded whips.

Are you surprised? I have to say, I am. Given how people in this town drive like they’re in the middle of a get-away, I thought we’d have ranked higher.