Had to be Wal-Mart

Once again, Sacramento shines brightly as we learn of two carjackers who forced a driver to take them to Wal-Mart to make shopping returns AND out to dinner.

“The truck was still in the parking lot. We brought out the CSI to look for prints from the suspect off the vehicle”, says R.L. Davis of the Sacramento Sheriff’s Department.

The CSI? Jack in the Box?

Anyone else hear their crap detector going off?

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5 thoughts on “Had to be Wal-Mart”

  1. Wal-Mart has a special on crap detectors if you are willing to buy one “Made in China,” and wait in line for 18 hours for a chance at buying one.
    The Sac Airport is also installing high tech “crap detectors” which sniff the air around potential fliers. I guess the fly problem out there got bad enough that someone said, “We gotta do something about this!”

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  2. That’s such a weird story because I always feel like carjacking AFTER I have to return something at Wal-Mart. Apparently just anticipating the experience makes some people go bonkers.

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  3. Hey come on… he had to say something. CSI is not a company – “the CSI” is the same as saying “the crime scene investigators.” It makes sense.

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  4. Man I’m stuffed… If I see another leftover turkey sandwich I’m going to pop!

    Oh wait, it’s not thanksgiving anymore…

    Nevermind…

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  5. Good one, Ant.

    Who doesn’t love to hop in the way back machine from time to time?

    Candbab is right about my dig at “the CSI” comment. Point taken.

    This is what we talked about before those darn Maloofs started making trouble…

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