I just noticed somebody ran across The Sac Rag searching for the phrase “Eileen Javora boobs.” And just in case, they turned the “safe filter” off. Nice try, sicko, this is a family site. And in that regard, if Squirty Tip is in your family, we extend our best wishes.
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The “Eileen Javora” ™ model is the latest in a line of C and D-list (pun intended) celebrity breast implants available from your friends at Dow Corning. The Javora ™ is among the hottest sellers in the Sacramento area, including the “Tina Macuha” ™ and, perhaps most suprisingly, the “Lois Hart” ™. For the men, the “Mark S. Allen” ™ will spice up your sex life like no other male implant, except the “Dave Walker” (FDA approval pending).
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