I introduce to you a new Monday morning feature, the “Cooky Kaption Kontest” (because Kooky doesn’t work there, it just doesn’t have the right ring to it…) in which you do the fake write your own caption thing that you’ve seen a thousand times. But this time it’s on The Sac Rag and it’s local. Post your fake funny caption in the comments. We start with this photo from the Bee’s story on the dedication of the Mormon Temple:
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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“The black man is gone! The black man is gone!”
Their uniforms make it impossible to not quote ‘Cruel Intentions’… those ARE uniforms, no?
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Hm, let’s put a non-Mormon twist on it:
Members of the Future Business Leaders of America learn about white-collar prison as part of their corporate accounting class.
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3 rules when caring for your pet Morman:
1. Never get them wet.
2. Avoid sunlight.
3. No matter how much they beg, no matter how much they plead, never, EVER feed them Mountain Dew.
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Future Business Leaders of America is a non-Mormon twist? hardy har
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